dirty shoenfeldt

It is where you open your mouth wide enough to lip the pussy and tounge the anus at the same time, and blow.

Mark - Dude, I gave you mom a dirty shoenfeldt last night, man. She loved it and wants me to come over tonight for it again.

by Rusty Johnson March 29, 2007

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Shoenapper

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapping: to steal or stealing shoes.

Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.

by PodArtist September 24, 2016

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shoeneral

A funeral for your favorite shoes that you have worn until you can’t repair and have to throw them away.

It’s with great sadness, there will be a shoeneral for my beloved Jimmy Choo heels Tuesday at 4pm.

by Leemcdee August 2, 2019

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Sofena

In friendship, this girl might seem really complicated at first but she will always find a way to stay close to you if u mean a lot to her. In relationship, this girl is very loving and caring. She is loyal and a rare type of woman to find. She will always give a 100% but if you give her 50%, you’ll lose her. She has a fine body and will please you physically. She is wifey material. That booty tho!

Alexandra: U seem like a Sofena

by Arxcv January 30, 2020

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