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Shoenapper 

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapper: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
Shoenapper by PodArtist August 27, 2016
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Shoenapper 

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapping: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
Shoenapper by PodArtist September 24, 2016
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shoehopper 

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Man, you are one serious shoehopper! JUST PICK A PAIR!
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Shoelipper 

Shoes you wear indoors as slippers
Honey where did you put my shoelippers?
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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