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Shoenapper 

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapper: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
Shoenapper by PodArtist August 27, 2016
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Shoenapper 

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapping: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
Shoenapper by PodArtist September 24, 2016

oh shnappers 

when ur super suprised and dont want to curse
OH SHNAPPERS theres a llama in mah bed!!!
oh shnappers by *SM*Lieha<3 January 14, 2008

shoehopper 

One who tries on many shoes before deciding on a certain pair to wear for that evening.
Man, you are one serious shoehopper! JUST PICK A PAIR!
shoehopper by EllARs &&lIvErs September 22, 2006

shnapperton

a small amount of weed, one or two hits worth
you wanna get high?
just a little...
ok, i'll pack a shnapperton
shnapperton by GStarr and ABeck March 27, 2008

Shoelipper 

Shoes you wear indoors as slippers
Honey where did you put my shoelippers?
Shoelipper by Donuts&Icecream February 2, 2019
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