shockwave

the act of inserting one or more fingers into the snatch and ass at the same time.

chicks dig it when a fingerbang becomes a shockwave.

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

shawkward

(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.

Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.

Guy 2: Shawkward!

by SHS person December 16, 2009

Fort Worth Stockyards

An area of Texas so Texan that it's utterly un-Texan, making it a tourist trap that is totally unworthy of any good tourist.

I'm gonna skip the Fort Worth Stockyards on this visit. I wanna really SEE Texas.

by The White Razz January 19, 2011

shocktart

This is when you have dirty anal sex with some slut and then shove your nasty fallice in her mouth...the result is similar to when you ate shocktarts as a kid and your cheeks pucker in as well as her mouth.

yo I pulled a shocktart on this chick, you should have seen her when she was done she looked like Renee Zellweger

by BrooklynBrett September 27, 2007

shawkward

shy and awkward mixed together.

Girl 1: "Come on! He totally likes you!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I don't see it...he's so shawkward."

by nutshack August 20, 2012

lil shrekward testicles

its a mix between the little einsteins, shrek, squidward, and well testicles

lil shrekward testicles should be in a movie

by mjh657 May 13, 2019

Shockadin

A talent spec for paladins in World of Warcraft that tries to innovate a new DPS spec. However this spec has much controversy in the Paladin forums due to the fact of its high emphasis on +DMG gear rather than +Healing gear. It is rejected in top arena teams and is disdained among many of the more veteran paladins. It has yet to be a justifiable spec.

Why are shockadins called shockadins? Because They only judge and use holyshock.

by Æsthetic May 20, 2008