shniffer

One who sniffs shit and enjoys it.

Eric : "What are you doing with your head in the toilet"
John: "Smelling this turd"
Eric: "Holy crap, you're such a damn shniffer!"

by PSYCH0 September 3, 2006

Shmuffin

A term of endearment.

You are the best, my love shmuffin.

by Shmuffin Lover August 25, 2011

Smiff

(verb) To out think or out do.

When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'

by BlueDrowsy March 9, 2004

Smiffed

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

by Wee Spies June 25, 2019

Shmilf

Super hot mother i'd like to fuck

Ms. Fennell, Ms. Hodges, Ms. Lott, and Ms. Vemer are shmilf (s) (And I would like to fuck them at the same time at once anally again twice haha)

by Danth Eman April 4, 2007

SMIFF

SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.

"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"

"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"

by h3rt@ November 24, 2011

shmiffel tag

shmiffel tag is a very good game of tag but its not your regular game of tag when you get tagged the previous tagger will yell the name of who got tagged BUT not the real name of the new tagger the nickname of the new tagger so people will know and then you will run and you have to juke the person that is tagged then when you do the tagger must then be froze for 10 seconds when he gets froze he does a bad dance then he has a dance ball he throws the dance ball at someone they have to run and dance

HEY JAMAL-Tyler WHAT-Jamal LETS PLAY SHMIFFEL TAG-Tyler OK-Jamal

by creator of games April 14, 2022