While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.
"Hey smarten up!."
You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.
"Hey smarten up!."
You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.
by th3m0nk October 16, 2011
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Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
by Hezeru April 6, 2017
Get the Smartest mug.me: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.
by _____________- July 2, 2006
Get the smarterchild mug.The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
by operation dogfood March 1, 2015
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The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.
The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.
Smarter Child: Hello there..
You: I cut myself...
Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up
You: I cut myself...
Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up
by Raykuuuuu February 15, 2009
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Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?
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