shlumdog

A chill person or a sexy ass motherfucker. If there super sexy their a shlumdog billionaire.

Damn check out that shlumdog.

Was he a shlumdog or not?

That Jesse kid was a shlumdog billionaire.

by Shlumdog 69 February 21, 2011

Shurd

The absolute certainty you urgently need a shit. Noun.

Can also be used as a name for painful poo urges.

Also can be used as a present tense verb.

" I suddenly had an overwhelming sense of shurd"

"That shurd felt like someone dragging hard on my insides."

"Bro, I'm shurding so hard right now"

by Wizbit123 December 20, 2018

shlurt

an extremely tiny penis

Joseph Lam has a shlurt.

by Little John From The A-Town November 18, 2007

slurdge

n. 1. The product of slurdging.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.

1. This slurdge was not made properly. It is not angry enough.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.

by Thon November 25, 2007

shlurmp

when you eat a guys poopy asshole and you spread the shit all over his crack

Guy1: Yo i heard Mike likes to shlurmp todd
Guy2: What a faggot

by butternoot1 October 21, 2017

bobby shmurda

Possibly the exact reason of whats wrong with today's youth.
Some of the lyrics in his song "hot nigga" include 'I've been selling crack since like the 5th grade'
Oh and it includes
13 nigga's, 4 shit's, 3 gun's, 2 money's, 2 bitch's and 3 dumb's
The song peaked at #6 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart for a 'sec

Our youth is ruined.

Tim: "Hey scott, Have you seen that new song 'hot nigga'? Its so cool man!"
Scott: "Oh yea! Dude, bobby shmurda is so cool for selling crack in the 5th grade!"
Tim: "Ikr! I wish I could be him!"

by Cewlt December 13, 2014

splurd

1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.

I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.

by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003