shmurda

To get beyond fucked up to the point where your legs are wobbling and you get thrown out of the club you attended but still coherent enough to pick up women. Present tense: shmurdering

Did you see Floyd shmurda at the Wiz concert? He brought home 3 hoes and then threw up all over them during the ride home, and they still smashed!

by madeLIFE December 15, 2014

Shmurda

A non-formal way of greeting your friend. It's like homie. When you want to dab up your og and you are tired of the casual "what good homie" or "what up bro"

What up shmurda, what's the move today?

by obiwankanoboobies March 10, 2022

Shmurda

a pouty face; mad look

Boy: What is he doing?
Boy: hes Shmurdaing

by Hails69 April 7, 2015

shmurda

mass recurit

that shmurda was recruited along with 20 other people

by cuntbagzentie April 20, 2021

Shmurda'd

Getting Shmurda'd is when a musician gets arrested for dropping music with lyrics describing in detail real crimes they have committed (or plan to), to the point where it's an official confession of guilt to the authorities; popularized (unfortunately) in Early 2015 when artist Bobby Shmurda was arrested for "conspiracy to commit murder, weapons possession and reckless endangerment" fron his song "Hot N*gga"

Bobby: "Tay-k ?? What are you in for?

Tay-k:" Fuck a beat man, I Shmurda'd myself."

by leonides11 September 27, 2017

Shmurda Money

Sounds like something illegal but is just another term for a lot of money

“I’m out to go and get that Shmurda Money”

by Shockquan JaRilious December 10, 2018

Shmurda gang

Shmurda gang defined as the action that will result following a person performing an act of absolute head-assery. Simply put.... straight up annihilation after a jit like act or unfortunate circumstance.

Kevin if you hit the woah one more time I am going to Shmurda gang you.

I can’t believe I did... I’m gonna shmurda gang myself.

by Liltayj December 24, 2020