shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

Shirtleneck

A very tall popped collar.
Synonym for a popped collar.

Check out that dude's shirtleneck.

by iheartfast November 9, 2010

Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.

I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.

by Tute Screw December 27, 2018

Shircle

An imperfect circle that's not quite an oval.

Look mom, I drew a shircle.

by StrawberryPrincessNeko January 1, 2012

Shirtless Sawyer

Used as a nonsense response to threads on the "Lost" iMDB message boards not deemed worthy of a proper reply. Variations include: Mopless Kevin, Lifeless Locke, Waltless Michael, Caneless Nestor.

Original Poster: Whatever happened to Rose and Bernard?

Responding Poster: Shirtless Sawyer.

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

shirtless o'clock

A very specific time of the night when the crazy drunk boys you're hanging out with decide to remove their shirts seductively, yelling, "Does anybody know what time it is...? o yah!!! its shirtless o'clock!"

All the boys shouted, "It's shirtless o'clock!"

by Shayna007 August 23, 2006

Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017