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Shardul

You are such a Shardul.
by Papa_Skoopy October 31, 2020
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Gay Sharks

Brittany: DId you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
Santana: *looks confused*
Brittany: Yeah.
by klaineshipper545 February 3, 2012
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shands

The toughest neighborhood in Virginia.Populated by absolute badass mofos.Located just off of HWY 58 in the asshole of Courtland. Courtland is an hour between Norfolk and Richmond in the 757.
Guy 1:I'm from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin PBRs and smackin hos, where are you from?

Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats

Guy 1: Mother of god..
by MikeBrownsnumber1fan November 11, 2008
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shardvaark

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece
dude look at him what a shardvaark
by thickshadee June 8, 2009
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sharista

An angel sent from above; one who is talented in every way and very angelic. One that everyone loves and is kind.
Wow that girls name be must be Sharista she is so angelic.
by Poet Girl 96 June 18, 2011
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sharis

Sharis is a very pretty and intelligent girl!.
Girl: omg I love sharis
by Valeria_tinnnaaa March 18, 2019
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