A Very Potter Sequel

The TOTALLY AWESOME sequel to A Very Potter Musical which now has Umbridge, Firenze, Luna, Lupin, Rita, and Sirius! All new songs and dance are included as this sequel is in the setting of Harry Potter and friends FIRST year! That's right, they're going back in time for this one!
(or in this case, going back to Hogwarts!)
If you thought the first one was awesome, you'll want to feed yourselves to Aragog's children for this one!
And if you don't know what that last sentence was, it's all in the sequel, along with RED VINES and more! :D

1st person: *finishes watching the musical* "wow that was TOTALLY AWESOME! What should I do now??"

2nd person: "you know they made a sequel right? It's called A Very Potter Sequel and it's also very TOTALLY AWESOME!"

1st: *watches sequel and dies of happiness*

by Mandy14 October 2, 2010

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

non sequitur

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Disney Sequel

n; A sequel to a popular or not so popular movie that has nothing to do with the original save for the name and a few characters. Brought about by Disney's tendency to make a really good movie (Lion King, Aladdin) and then use the name to make a sequel while pouring as little money/time/effort into the project as possible(Lion King 2, Aladdin 2). This maximizes profits while minimizing cost. They also suck. Noticing that Disney makes a lot of money off of such tactics, other famous movie companies have begun to do the same.(Bring It On; Bring It On Again: Both crap, but atleast the first one had attractive women.)

Usually these movies are brought straight to video/dvd to make sure everyone gets it as soon as possible(i.e. Much cheaper to skip the theatre and jump straight to video.)

A simple way to spot a Disney Sequel is the advertisement "Straight to Video" or anything Disney with a two or above on the end of it.

Oh man, "Bring It On Again?" You can tell it's a Disney Sequel just from watching the trailer!

"Lion King 1.5?" Might as well call it "Lion King we butchered the animation, hired no-name voice actors, and added some useless side character to help the excessively deep children's story."

by bAc0Nb0Y January 29, 2004

Securing The Bag

To make sure you are getting money and storing it up

Friend: Why do you work so much?
Me: I’m making sure the bag is secure. (Securing the bag)

by LPAnimes March 17, 2020

Security Steve

Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.

Hey Security Steve, how is Primark and Poundland?

by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013