Scottish Slurpee

Things Needed: 1 Male, 2 Females

The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee

Damn bitch, you get your friend over there and lets go make some Scottish Slurpees!!

by xCTRxCareyx April 24, 2010

Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 2, 2003

Scottish

The sexiest accent in the world, The Typical Scotsman abroad is often plagued with hot women wanting to fuck his brains out.

Hot girl: OMG he is SOOOOOO hot!
Other hot girl: Yes!! he has a scottish accent, I wanna fuck him too!

by Eva Brownturd August 3, 2009

Scottish Tan

Due to the lack of sunlight in Scotland and cold temperatures -particularly in the North- it is often said that people develope very pale skin with a blue hue to it. This is known as a Scottish tan.

Look at him. He's only been in Scotland for 6 months and already he's got a Scottish tan.

by PastyBlueHighlander September 6, 2010

Scottishdave

A devilishly handsom Scotsman once presumed to be a student at both Coastal Carolina U. UNC-Charlote and Eastern Carolina U. Rumor has it that this mischievious south eastern party-go-er is not only a Scottish immigrant but may also be a United States Marine. Was once easily spotted running around the south east with a t-shirt bearing the name "Scottishdave" But is thought to have settled down and reside in eastern North Carolina.

-Hott Chick- "Did you see that gorgeous guy with the funny accent at the bar last night"

-Even Hotter chick- "Yeah, that was Scottishdave. I hear he is both pre-med and also a Marine, But nobody really knows.... Either way, i want to bone him bad "

by ctoasne June 19, 2010

Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

by TheBald March 22, 2010