scorched earth

a woman who has razor burn on her downstairs.

That woman had a bad case of scorched earth.

by Justin and Mickey May 1, 2008

scrouched

crouched and scrunched

the football players are scrouched down.

by beishole July 18, 2019

Yishai Schochet

A dumb idiotic beaver

I don't think Yishai Schochet is OK

by yish150 January 30, 2019

Scooched

(1)to be angry or provoked into anger.
(2)to be mentally unstable
(3)to have quirky behavioral patterns

That guy scooched me, what a jerk!

I am so scooched from that stressfull situation

That man is very scooched, I think he's a little wierd

by namllrn April 27, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

scroached

A person who gets narced on and goes and hurts the person after it is done.

1. That Nick Dipetro narced on Bill and he went and scroached him until he died.

by Weedsmoker March 12, 2008