schaffted

When you receive a flaccid dick pic

Girl 1: Yo, is that a flaccid dick?!
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally just got Schaffted!

by Reece David Cooper Helland March 19, 2018

scruffy

slang for an unusually attractive male, with slight facial hair

She couldn't take her eyes off of Scruffy.

by bluemoose December 8, 2007

Scruffables

Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.

Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.

Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"

Such a scruffables. Like a puppy dog in human form.

by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010

Scruffle

To gather, collect, or fiend in a vigorous and focused manner; at times bordering on obsessively

Hey John, could you scruffle all those loose tennis balls please.

John, you are an amazing ball scruffler!

by t mool August 26, 2017

Schafferidium

An extremely rare element often used in science classrooms.

What kind of element is that?
Oh, its Schafferidium.

by HardcoreTS February 2, 2018

Scrafting

When one girl has sex with another girl

Scrafting is two girls having sex

by Freddie101 April 14, 2019

Ben Scarff

The fattest neek in the entire multiverse, this man is the definition of a fat gamer who wanks off his best friend.

The boy entered the room, Ben Scarff looked upon the boy whilst fucking his friend in the mouth.

by GroupOfGrapes October 6, 2020