sardinepeen

One who's penis is small and insignificant, and causes no pleasure.

That boy I tapped last night was a total sardinepeen.

by K.Chaos January 27, 2009

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

shardanae

A resilient and beautifully made female that has endured many trials and tribulations,but overcomes all, sometimes abusive , at first she is stand offish but when your friends with her, she is always there for you. Unfortunately, she's not a big family person, she rather be around folks that can't judge her based off her past. If she has children, they are her strength and focus.

Shardanae is coming over for dinner tonight.

by Shardanae December 18, 2017

scarduz

A pleasantly plump male that gets all the pussy including your mom. Also if given the look you will be killed.

Hey, did you see johnna between periods?
No she's probaly giving head to Scarduz.

by Gonzalo Pintado December 25, 2013

sardenirydebit

When you are in debt from buying to many sardines

The family went into recession because of their fathers sardenirydebit payoff

by The sardenirydebitter November 28, 2022

Blades shard

It’s a sub class of the drug called diz (Mdma) which is more good for the brain, heart stomach n liver. Same potency as the drug meth except it Is good for the cholesterol. It started to appear at blades crib Noosa Sunshine Coast back in 09. The lads from the sesh have only touched blades shard since. Tara’s diz career flopped.

Blade: Oi yo you want some blades shard

Bazza: fuck Ye cunt
Hazza: shards, like as in meth?
Blade na, na blades shard and shard are 2 completely differnt bags of drugs

by Blade sells good shard April 30, 2020

Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 14, 2009