Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.
by SFLTimmay November 10, 2010
A sexual endeavor in which a man wraps his penis with sand paper. He then yells "Bonzai!" and penetrates a woman's vagina.
I writing in my diary about how considerate my boyfriend is, and then he gave me a Tokyo sandblaster. Geez, my vagina hurts!
by STANRUTH November 10, 2010
when someone rubs sandpaper on a girls titty to give arousal. as she is climaxing she is deficated upon
that nigger bitch doesn't have nipples anymore becuase she beez getting too many chatanooga sandblasters.
by hollaatchaboi July 16, 2006
by kwongbgitz November 10, 2010
When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.
Bryan: "Did you hear that?"
Rusty: "No."
Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"
Rusty: "No."
Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"
by Martin Landau November 10, 2010
An act of sex in which the two people have sex while watching Conan on TBS until orgasm. This is repeated every night that Conan is on.
Dude 1: Man, I Tokyo Sandblasted my girlfriend last night. It was awesome!
Dude 2:Awwwww Yeeeeeah!
Dude 1: Yeah, Conan made the most hilarious joke! Can't wait til' tonight.
Dude 2: The Tokyo Sandblaster is the best!
Dude 2:Awwwww Yeeeeeah!
Dude 1: Yeah, Conan made the most hilarious joke! Can't wait til' tonight.
Dude 2: The Tokyo Sandblaster is the best!
by Swimdan November 25, 2010
During intercourse when one partner farts on the other. Especially when performing oral on someone in the doggy position, placing the givers nose near the anus.
by superbrent November 11, 2010