Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017

Samoan Hoagie

When a woman is force fed two Locos Tacos then shaken until she is ready to produce some hot wet diarrhea, at this point the man pulls out a sandwich roll and prepares to spread his sandwich with said poop, and eat it.

"You hungry?"
"No thanks, I just finished a samoan hoagie"

"What"
"What"

by CMB69 January 16, 2014

Samoan Canvas

A rare moment of infinite possibility and opportunity. Typically the start of a new chapter in life.

At first I didn't know what I would do after I lost my job, but it turned out to be my samoan canvas.

by yuppiepilgrim December 20, 2020

Dirty Samoan

An interesting sex position where the man is standing straight up with there legs farther away then shoulder with and arms straight in the air like the 'Y' in the YMCA dance and is pounding the girl doggy style while yelling and moving his hands hang loose

" my quads really hurt after that surf I took and that dirty Samoan"

by dirty Sanchez, the big bambino April 24, 2014

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage

"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"

by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010

samoan smile

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the best smile ever.

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the samoan smile.

by samoas friend March 7, 2010