sausage saloon

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.

Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."

by tuftskins December 9, 2009

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Lazuli Saloon

A stool closet. A dump hole. A poo room.

Could you point me to the closest lazuli saloon? I’ve gotta make a deposit at the poo bank and i’m starting to turtle head.

by Bigbetsy1973 May 1, 2022

Skoony

Adjective describing a gross looking person or object; Adjective describing an awkward situation or person.

Sorry if I got all skoony at your art exhibit, But I hate art.

by anakanak November 7, 2008

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

Sasoon

Like a little pastry, a little fried roti ball with icing and whipped cream.. the delicious SASOON.

chicka # 1: *squeals* what are you eating?
chicka # 2: i'm eating a sasoon! they're delicious!

flippyhair # 1: DUDE YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY LAST SASOON!

by hot half chicka February 13, 2008

sakonitus

1. the constant failure of typing in English

2. excessive use of the backspace

3. disease known to cause loss in verbal cohesiveness and could lead to Tourette syndrome

Ex. 1: "Hey man, did you hear that guy contracted sakonitus from constant use of the backspace?"

Ex. 2:
John: Wut pu?
Jane: lolz fail. *up, you have sakonitus or something?

by JTStrobl November 15, 2010