The single handedly strongest, most powerful, most bad assed subwoofers ever created in all existance of car audio, hands down, ever, by Cerwin Vega.
The original Stroker line was designed to do 2 things only, play extremely loud, and extremely low.
They weren't pretty, but looked tough, and played tougher. Most importantly, they would win and obliterate the competition in virtually any and all SPL contests they were entered in.
More recent lines of the Stroker have been upgraded with modern conviences. They are prettier, handle insane more amounts of power, and are probably bullet proof!
On top of still playing extremely loud and low, They will now also cause earthquakes; and will also perform kidney stone lithotripsy.
The original Stroker line was designed to do 2 things only, play extremely loud, and extremely low.
They weren't pretty, but looked tough, and played tougher. Most importantly, they would win and obliterate the competition in virtually any and all SPL contests they were entered in.
More recent lines of the Stroker have been upgraded with modern conviences. They are prettier, handle insane more amounts of power, and are probably bullet proof!
On top of still playing extremely loud and low, They will now also cause earthquakes; and will also perform kidney stone lithotripsy.
I had kidney stones, and couldn't afford to go to the dr to get the ultrasound done to remove them. So I went to my buddies house and stood next to his stroker at full blast. In the process I went deaf, and the neighbors house got leveled, but my kidney stones went bye bye.
by ItWhoSleeps September 13, 2009
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This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
by Kike-O October 14, 2009
Get the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker mug.The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.
Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.
by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012
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Get the stroker mug.A person who walks into a dealership to inquire about a vehicle or a number of vehicles with absolutely no intention of purchasing one that very day. A stroker will usually come equipped with useless information, e.i., consumer reports, a dinky little note pad, low-ball quotes from other dealers, etc. Strokers generally have no consideration for the salesman's time and money and come in all shapes and forms.
Stroker: "Well, John, thank-you for the test drive, you've been real helpful. Do you have a card?"
Salesman: Damn, stroker.
Salesman: Damn, stroker.
by King of Cars April 18, 2008
Get the stroker mug.a person who likes to have sex on their back, most of the time they dont do most the work in bed.
or some one who lays around on their lazy ass when at work.
or some one who lays around on their lazy ass when at work.
guy#1: damb last nite me and my girl were goin at it last nite and i was a back stroker all the way
guy#2: dam you do same thing at work to, bastard
guy#2: dam you do same thing at work to, bastard
by Pablo fly November 29, 2007
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