stole

to attack (usually by punching) someone, usually without warning.

See snuck.

That chick was talking shit about me so I went and stole on her ass.

by jigganig June 6, 2009

strong and stable

A term used sarcastically to talk about somebody who thinks they are in a very strong position (e.g. in a negotiation or contest), but are actually a feckless arsehat who is overestimating their own worth.

Theresa May is looking pretty "strong and stable" today.

by xSpaceman_Spiff June 9, 2017

stuble

Stuble is a very short, highly groomed beard. Stuble is more often worn by the urban man, as opposed to the unrefined beard of the mountain man, who of course is known for the harvestation of animals to acquire their pelts, or in the alternative, the so called "woodsman" who is known for the exploitation of trees in an effort to amass and garner a yield of wood, which in some cases, the unrefined beard of both the mountain and woods men can foster a home for foreign visitors such as lice, as well as other associated and assorted vermin. Stuble is a masculine trait which compliments other masculine features such as a strong chin, a dimpled cleft and a square jaw.

An example of stuble is a man possessing a five o'clock shadow

by Squinkey November 2, 2013

White people stole my car

One of the hottest search terms on Google during April 2010. Apparently using Google to search this term would result in Google suggesting "Do you mean black people stole my car?" This has now been fixed by Google to not display this particular suggestion.

Originally the phrase was used by spammers and malware sites - clicking on many of the sites that come up for this search term will infect the users machine.

Dude, when I Googled "white people stole my car" nothing came up. Google then suggested that black people did it.

by monkeypooper April 14, 2010

stoblast

The remenants of liquid fecal material found on the underside of a toilet seat.

That fucking shitsprayer Matt left a stoblast under our toilet seat again. I can't stand it when Matt says, "Pbfffssst, it couldn't have been me." I hope he doesn't come around here anymore. That stalker can go home and shit a stoblast on his own toilet!

by Balthazar D June 13, 2009

home stooler

Someone who prefers to only have bowel movements at home rather than using public restrooms, including work and/or school.

Joe takes long lunch breaks because he is a home stooler.

by Saulsa74 October 28, 2010

Stolen

The word that you looked up just to see "buy stolen mugs, tshirts and magnets".

No, the mugs, T-shirts and magnets are NOT stolen.

by Charles McBiscuitshire February 24, 2011