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Scat hatch

A sexual term for an asshole.
When I had diarrhea my scat hatch was like a super soaker full of swamp water
by Stupid nutty diulted fuck September 4, 2010
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scat song

"it starts with an s and ends with a t. it comes outta you and it comes outta me. i know what your thinkig, but lets not call it that. lets be scientific and call it scat." PEACE OF SCAT
kid 1 "did you go to stoe enviromental camp?"
kid 2 "yes! did you?"
kid 1 "omg yes! did they teach you the scat song!?"
kid 2 "yes! best song ever!"
by gee bee June 28, 2011
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Scat Job

Jon: I want to take our relationship to the next level.
Jon: So I want you to shit on me!
Martha: Ew, no Jon, that's sick, THATS SICK!
Jon: Come on, just one little Scat Job.
by Big Geno December 26, 2005
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Scaterrific

An alternate term for terrific used by someone who gets off by being shit on or shitting on someone else.
Wow that cleavland steamer you gave me last night was Scaterrific!
by Mute8s February 21, 2004
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scatback

An unusually fast and elusive offensive back in American football.
It was impossible for the defensive linemen to catch and tackle the scatback.
by Gregory W. May 19, 2008
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scatheist

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.
Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"

April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"
by brentionary March 27, 2009
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Scat Flaps

An unfortunate condition caused by women wiping their arses from the rear towards the vagina, typically resulting in fecal matter being smeared in and around the labias.
When I went down on that skank she had a serious dose of scat flaps. The smell made me barf all over her rotten pussy. Seriously if I was in to that kind of shit I'd have fucked a guy instead.
by gazzad78 November 29, 2010
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