scrontch

Smaller than small; smaller than tiny.

"Hey, could you please turn that radio down just a scrontch?"

by ScrotchThis June 2, 2006

scroficated

to sufficate a person or persons with ones ballsack.

I scroficated this chick who was suckin on my ballsack last night, then spent the rest of the night hiding her body on the levee.

by Ruthless Ryda January 23, 2009

scronchy

A person who is an asshole

Marissa: " i met a guy at the bar, he was such an asshole"
Jayden: " he's so scronchy"

by Marjay47895633 May 20, 2018

Scronch

To destroy or kill somemething

oh no they have scronched my Pizza

by on noes September 9, 2019

Scronch

when someone gets accused of being the josh account, using this word will protect them and thus make them immune to any such accusations

Hey Jack I know you’re the Josh Account- Fryzek
Actually it’s either you or Brooks. SCRONCH!

by Scronch society November 15, 2019

scronch

The violent act of crushing something to the point where it literally ceases to exist

joe: Hey, have you seen Tim?

joe 2: No, i heard he got scronched.

joe: So, when's his funeral?

by oh god please no May 28, 2020

Scrontch

To take/steal

Remember when Bill scrontched your girl?

by BeepsPeeps September 6, 2020