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hung like a Romero

/həNG/ līk/ a / Romero
- adjective

1) Hung Like A Romero: A phrase that originated from the great Ronnie Romero, PLAYGIRL Man of the Year, 1996.

2) Romero is a Spanish surname meaning: A person on a religious journey or pilgrimage; procession of elevated holy items. The pungent botanical herb of rosemary symbolizing remembrance and fidelity. A guardian of religious cemeteries or shrines. Therefore; being HUNG LIKE A ROMERO references having a penis that is considered a HOLY ITEM, being compared in size to that of a cemetery shrine, or a Penis that will definitely leading to Impregnation during intercourse.

3) Hung Like a Romero : the ultimate compliment a female could say to a man regarding his Penis.
Example 1)
"Oh, you are from the 90s - you're hung like a Romero!!!"

Example 2)
"I don't know Tommy very well, but Melissa said he is hung like a Romero and now she is pregnant..."

Example 3)

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnn Jonny - You are hung like a Romero!!"
by themongoose June 12, 2014
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Rumery

Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.

In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.

Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.

Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.

Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
My God, Coach Rum, she hath come!! RUN!!
by PeeMS April 9, 2005
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Ramer Jamer

The act of receiving or giving head while sitting on a toilet and removing a bloody tampon and inserting a new tampon.
That bitch Lindsey gave Ben a Ramer jamer before he got into the shower.
by Lindseybrown123086 September 20, 2019
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Rydernomics

The art of purchasing an asset in hopes of making large gains, then losing said asset and being worse off than where you started.
Ryder: "I purchased a Belt and I will be making 200 Million off this deal"
Ryder(2 minutes later): "It's gone"
Goon: "That's that Rydernomics for you!"
by DragoonFromBDO February 5, 2021
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Robin Romero

Robin is a male of dark skin and intellectual capacity that is beyond the reasoning of any reasonable person. Robin is the catalyst for the creation of the universe. The thought process of the Robin has undergone extensive studies and research. It was found that the thought processes of the Robin exist on dimensions that humans otherwise cannot exist. In recent years the thought process of the Robin has been adopted by the greatest minds of our time. Using the Robin for publicity and profits has seen the thought processes of the Robin come under intense scrutiny. It is argued that it can be highly dangerous and result in the cataclysmic end to the universe if implemented in modern warfare. The process itself cannot be defined as it does not exist on a level of human recognition. The results of the intensive study showed there was no thought behind the erratic impulses of the Robin. The Robin exists in an unoccupied multidimensional vector based quantum, running on energy pulses of extranomical magnitudes. The sheer power of the Robin can be ascertained to the balance of powers within the universe. The complex construction of this energy is made up of unique subatomic particles that do not exist to mask the Robin as simplistic and non-existent to protect this delicate equilibrium. Un-natural sources of the Robin would result in the planetary alignment being destroyed having an effect of instant and utter destruction of the physical realm. Therefore, the Robin must be kept a secret and protected. For further readings please visit: RobinTheory.org
Robin Romero : "hey, aahh" *falls over* *results in domino effect* *universe implodes*
Robin Romero: "woops!" :S
by Deza October 18, 2008
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Coach Ryker Swag

A slang term used to describe older adults who consistently exhibit great love, willingness to help, self-discipline and knowledge of relevant information;
One who wears clothing styled to distinctly resemble European University professors or librarians .
Older men or women who resemble Colonel Sanders.
A wearer of high-quality sweater vests.
"Whoa! I just got back my AP World History exam scores. I earned a five- and this is the first AP exam I've ever taken!"

"Wow! It must've been all that great knowledge our older-gentleman teacher taught you!"

"I think so too! I mean, his PowerPoint presentations are too legit! He's got madd Coach Ryker Swag."
by redhandedjill December 28, 2011
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Meredith Ryder

She is a really Emo film star and director who has stared in films like jellyfish. She is as Emo as Edward Cullen and is obsessed with Timothee Chalamet. She even has a shrine.
‘Omg did you see that Emo?’
‘Who Meredith Ryder!’
by BabyLizard66 April 14, 2022
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