I-Ready

The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2

"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil"

"Why Honey"

"We have I-Ready tomorrow"

"Sure sweetie"

by I-Ready is a mother trucker December 2, 2020

Don Ready

a raging hard one aka boner

i was with this girl last night an she was busted!! i couldnt get my Don Ready

by dizzydz July 7, 2010

hate-reading

(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site

"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."

overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 1, 2012

Rachel Ready

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014

Soul read

Guessing something correctly about someone/something without having any evidence or indication to back it up.
Usually the guess is quite out there and/or has a high likely hood of failure.

"I bet that man over there had a dog named armino that he accidentaly killed with scissors, hr has never told anyone."
"No way that's true, let me ask. HEY Joe, did you have a dog named Armino that died of mysterious causes?"
"How did you know?!"
"i totally soul read that"

by CanMander November 23, 2017

I-Ready

A shitty fucking disgraceful ass Site to the entire USA, Id rather watch the emoji movie 3 times than do fucking I-Ready

Teacher: Ok class it's time for I-ready, get your slow ass Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then

by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 25, 2021