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Teenage Recession

The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.
Person 1: Man im sooo bored, nothing to do at ALL!
Person 2: Yeahh Teenage Recession...
by Rd..xD May 25, 2009
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Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.
"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"
by arransc April 13, 2013
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Recession Bully

A boss who makes you do things that arnt normaly your job because he knows you wont quit.
Sam: Did he make you clean up after his dog again?

Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.
by Malicieux April 9, 2009
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recessionism

Recessionism is a political ideology that believes an economic recession would benefit the rich and powerful while harming the poor and average working class. This is because the wealthy and billionaires would be able to buy things cheaper while the working class would have to suffer more due to the loss of jobs. The recessionist believes that this will push the government to make the rich pay more taxes, thus making the economy better off and this is a form of economic socialism, which is a major part of the capitalist system. The recessionist believes that the economy will get better if the rich suffer more from losing their money and their jobs and that the economy will get worse if the rich get richer and lose fewer jobs.

This is because the average person is a capitalist and the recessionist believes that a capitalist is someone who is against the interests of the poor and the working class, thus making the rich and powerful even go bankrupt.

In 2011, Congress passed a bill that gave more money to the government and banks.

This bill was the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) and this act was passed because the government and the banks were in trouble, due to the financial crisis and the recession. This act had some good effects, but it was also used as a way to redistribute wealth.
Recessionism is a classic bait-and-switch ideology.
by The Ferocious Whomper December 8, 2022
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Urban Recessionary

When a mass amount of words show up on Urban Dictionary concerning the recession.
Dude, look at my inbox! Its full of words about the recession from Urban Dictionary! Might as well call it an Urban Recessionary.
by Cold Hard Justice. March 30, 2009
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Recessintelligent

The act of doing something in order to spend as little as possible during a recession
Tyler set up a bunch of client lunches on the expense account because he's trying to be more recessintelligent
by Paul Wallace May 13, 2008
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Immaculate Regression

To miraculously become a virgin again.
Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.
by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011
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