rasputin

Russian Jesus

Dirty Capitalist Spy: Who the hell is Rasputin?
Clean KBG Agent: *loud ass soviet anthem ear rape plays in the background* You mean our lord and savior Russian Jesus who will one day bring communism back to the motherland and turn all non Russian things, including water, into vodka!
Dirty Capitalist Spy: The fuck?

by Quantum Wolfy86 November 15, 2017

Rasputin

A literal bop

Wow this song is good, must be a Rasputin!

by Himanmnamamamsm October 30, 2020

Rasputining

Performing a Rasputin in front of numerous strangers, drastically embarrassing oneself.

I just caught my wife rasputining in front of other men!

by datcheekymf February 5, 2022

Rasputin

Russian chad.

Russian legend siad that Rasputin has a 13-inch penis

by Daufq da Gamer July 30, 2018

Grigori Rasputin

The Type of guy who likes to fuck teddy bears

Dude why did you have to grigori rasputin all over my Boomba Cabbage Patch doll

by Foxy grandpa December 11, 2017

Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine

That Rasputin guy is causing problems

by Gangster bird January 5, 2021