ruffle my feathers

to grind someones gears

You really ruffle my feathers!

by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

Ruffled Ian

The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm

Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!

by Inconspicuous Moniker December 16, 2008

Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.

Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.

by LOLuhm April 18, 2010

Ruffle

Lazy person who wont change their house in their pc

Don’t be a ruffle change it

by Elite1188 January 9, 2022

Ruffles

When a dishwasher with clammy wrinkled hands give you a kitchen hand job.

I got the special chick fil a combo. Spicy chicken and ruffles.

by scoresman January 1, 2021

Ruffles

The best type of chips that gives all the hugs and pats on discord > w >

Ruffles is the best

by Ruffles 3.0 June 14, 2018