queerfromhell

When you come straight from hell but you're not straight

That girl is queerfromhell

by ThatDumbOmnisexual July 21, 2021

CROCODILE QUEAF

A female crocodile fanny fart.

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.

by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016

Queafer

A follower, subscriber, or in any form a part of the "LeafyisHere" community, typically comprising of 12 year old kids before their tastes in humor or content has yet to develop. Queafers operate in an almost hive-mind mentality, requiring little individual brain power to think for themselves and instead only regurgitate the shit they ate up form their LeafyisQueer overlord like pesky flies, and then puke it everywhere. Their simplistic compositions have proven an amazing evolutionary adaptation to a lack of intelligence, with the only stimuli their mental processes required for entertainment are key words like, "lichrally," "fucking," and a one-sentence "joke" about getting something in the mail so as not to overwhelm them having to process too many words. He is a hero to his people, teaching them slowly and through repetition how to comprehend words stringed together to form a sentence and unlock the secrets to the most epic joke of all time: a pokemon in the mail. It is for these reasons and more that a Queafer will give it's meaningless wasted life to defend the honor of her majesty.

I'm lichrally a fucking queafer.

by NyanFlore February 9, 2017

Queart

Sharting cum out of your vagina

"After having sex, I quearted all over the bed."

by Kaktass June 6, 2019

queaffer

A pussy farter, something retarded mother fuckers do all the time

-Hey you little queaffer im gonna kick your ass
-Johnny you queaffer that smeeled like shit and pussy

by ?23 May 13, 2005

querf

n. querf

querf - the sound made when air is blown out of a vagina when a penis is inserted into it.

That was a mighty loud querf as i f**ked her in the a**.

by TomE2theK May 13, 2005

quarf

When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.

Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.

Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."

During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.

Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"

by LT1 November 14, 2010