Quaranteered

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quaranteenth

A word used to symbolize the last time an action or event occurred prior to quarantine.

Man, I haven’t had a haircut since the quaranteenth.

by Eyebuyvinyl May 24, 2020

Quarantini

Airborne + Vodka

GF: you're not making a quarantini?
BF: what's a quarantini?
GF: Airborne and vodka...
BF: *facepalm*
GF: DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!

by andysarchus March 13, 2020

Quarantine Fatigue

Despite the justifiable, life-saving measures provided by social distancing and shelter-in-place directives there has been a significant cost exacted with compliance; lives have been disrupted, businesses crippled and the log-term psychological impact is vast, if not unmeasurable.

Yo! I've done watched every Netflix Series, rerun and crappy B-movie that exists on Amazon Prime, HBO and Cinemax.

Me too. I'm even tired of playing 'escaped convict and the wardens wife' with the Mrs.
DUDE! You REALLY got the Quarantine Fatigue!

by YAWA April 27, 2020

Trenton Quarantino

It was coined by Samuel L. Jackson in a censored children's book Stay the Fuck At Home. A spoonerism of Quinton Tarantino, whose movies have taken place largely inside homes, or places for accommodation.

I'm not only grounded for trashing Dad's car, I've also got norovirus from some dodgy food I had last night. I'm gonna be Trenton Quarantino.

by brockhoward April 5, 2020

Little quarantine

A little quarantine is someone who became your boo over quarantine. With free time you and this person started texting and started a relationship.

Would you be my little quarantine?

by Rileygracie12 May 24, 2020

quarantiners

Children conceived during the Coronavirus quarantine

One day in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quarantiners

by Graciedog March 16, 2020