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giving a pygmalion

When George Bernard Shaw's two lips rub against your shins...or the feeling you get from drinking absinthe
Mmmmm I wish someone was giving a pygmalion right now or I wish could drink absinthe. I like the feeling of two lips on my shins.
by James Joyce November 17, 2007
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pygmalionism

1 term referring to the myth where a mysoginistic artist seeks to create a statue more beautiful than all the women in the world because he believes them to all be terribly flawed. He ends up creating the most beautiful statue ( names it Galatea) and falling in love with it because it is "perfect" because he made it. He drives himself crazy with longing for the statue, going so far as to dress it up and leave it food. Aphrodite takes pity on him because she sees he has atoned for his hatred of women and makes Galatea come alive. Pygmalion and Galatea are married and live together "happily ever after".

2) being a perfectionist, snobby or loosely, someone with ridiculously high standards in love
"Pygmalion was a total douche but he got what he wanted, Pygmalionism works!"

"He's so picky, must be pygmalionism or something"
by strawberryxlawliet September 23, 2009
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pyggy

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute, and huggable!
DAMN! that girl is hot like pyggy!
by ImNotPaca April 27, 2004
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pigmy rumpus cetis

majorly small asscheeks,verry very long pubs stinky bunghole smelling as of fried asscrack got them big ol oranguntan titties
wendy has a pigmy rumpus cetis she smells like a decaying cow that has benn sitting and rotting
stacy said to dina and pam
by harry leg April 8, 2009
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Pygmationship

When you are dating or in a relationship and your boyfriend is both shorter and younger than you and you are still in elementary school.
Raul: Hey Bryan I heard that that 8th grader, Isabella, is in a pygmationship with that 7th grader, Joe.

Bryan: Ya, I know dude they're probably gonna go to chuck e cheeses's for their first date and one of their mom's is gonna have to drive them there.
Raul: Hahahahahah, you're so right.
by ThePuginator May 6, 2014
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Pigmy Stick

1. Something you call someone when your mad, but your mom is in the room.
Fred- "You stupid Pigmy Stick!"
Sam- "What?"
by Gypnode November 22, 2021
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pygyattoras theorem

When you are doing Pythagoras theorem in maths class but get very horny because of the way that hypotenuse looks at you in the corner of your eye.

You think you're just going crazy but then you realise it's calling out to you.

Screw the A squared and B squared, look at that sexy C squared.

And it only gets better when you find the square root of that. A lonely little C waiting for you just outside the door...

You strip naked and get ready to pound the living shit out of that hypotenuse.
In maths today that Pygyattoras theorem got me going real hard.
by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 21, 2024
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