pstachio

The penis enlargement drug. Please don't be a retard, use with safe precaution and remove the shell before attempting to digest, thank you! Have a nice day.

Oi!, muda bish, would you look at the size of my tallywacker! *holding a bag of pstachios in one hand and faintly holding onto elongated penile in the other*

by shibbymill12 September 15, 2011

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

Pusstachio

A mustache shaved in your pubes.

Ill get the pusstachio please

by Ssrrhh123 August 26, 2017

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021

Mustachio

the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio

by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021

pistaccio

A green nut often used as a topping.

"Man, I love pistaccio baklavas!"

by Tabby102 January 28, 2022