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Purgatory Pussy

The female equivalent of a Devil Dick.

A pussy that's so fucking addictive that it makes you put up with incredible amounts of suffering and torment by its owner, which is usually a crazy ass bitch.
#1 Dave's girlfriend went crazy, she destroyed his car, stole his phone and messaged every girl to leave her man the fuck alone.

#2 Wow! Why does he put up with that?
#1 She hooked him with that purgatory pussy...
by StijnSixSeven February 7, 2019
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Shit Purgatory

A state of existence in which the sufferer is subjected to a prolonged bout of Shit Labor, oftentimes making multiple unsuccessful trips to the commode. Sensation is characterized by the familiar symptoms of an impending bowel movement, though the subject finds that even spirited attempts to deliver the specimen are met with futility.
After loading up on cheese steak sandwiches, Charles became beseiged by the pains of Shit Labor. After multiple trips to the toilet with no tangible result, Charles realized he had become trapped in Shit Purgatory.
by Rev. Be Easy November 19, 2011
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Facebook Purgatory

The area in facebook you let people who added you as a friend remain because you neither want to confirm nor ignore them.
My boss added me as a friend on facebook but I have him in facebook purgatory because if I friend him he'll be up my ass and if I ignore him, he'll fire me.

Sheila's in facebook purgatory because I don't want to piss her off until after she gives me the $20 she owes me.
by sole sista February 10, 2010
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urban purgatory

When an UD submission bounces around in limbo for months, receiving exactly as many approvals as disapprovals.
Dude: Where's that cool word you made up? Rejected?
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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Pillow Purgatory

When you cant stay awake but you just cant sleep either
Julie keeps texting me and only half of them make sense, she must be stuck in pillow purgatory again
by Zappafan76 April 23, 2011
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Facebook Purgatory

When the status of a friendship request is left without a response, neither accepted nor denied, therefore leaving the request in limbo between the two. Sometimes can work to avoid hard/awkward feelings from the requestor.
Yeah, im just gonna keep him in facebook purgatory until the end of time
by DubKing99 July 17, 2011
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Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.
I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.
by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020
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