When an UD submission bounces around in limbo for months, receiving exactly as many approvals as disapprovals.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The place you go when Urban Dictionary sends you emails saying that 2 or 3 of your definitions have been accepted and will appear on the site within the next few days, and then more than a month or two later you're still waiting to see them published.