promoted content

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.

They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019

promoney

really good, professional

"that study guide was promoney!"

by BA94 November 5, 2013

Promotion pads

Knee Pads

He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.

by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019

Promotion Speech

When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.

I slept through the promotion speech. How about you? Oh, you did too? Nice.

by Yesssssirr May 24, 2020

Battlefuck promotion

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

stupidest promotion ever

Urban dictionary's "buy a ____ mug for your guy trump"

"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."

by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023

prankin and promotin

Just simply trolling someone. Also trying to “get off” on some as others on instagram would describe it.

Her: “he just prankin and promotin”

You: “he keep tryna get off thinkin she funny and shi.”

by nana .. June 25, 2023