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This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018
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Projectile Jackson

When your a lightweight and you drink so much that u end up throwing up everywhere...this can occur when vodka or sambuca or Whiskey touches the lips.....early signs of this occuring is extremley loud irritating speaking
Smitherz : Awwh Dude!...Did u see that guy?

Alex : No, what he do?

Smitherz : He just totally projectile Jacksoned all over the pavement and the chick he was hitting on
by banjostrings October 18, 2009
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projectile

Suburbans, Ta_ _ _, Yukons, Expeditions, Explorers, Escalades, Avalanches, Super Dutys, Silverados, F150s, and most all vehicles drivin in North America by city folk.
You kids got your seatbelts on tight, here comes some more crazy projectiles.
by Rwh 4 December 25, 2008
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Projectile

Dr. Ashen-AFN is Projectile. Best of the best. He is the best on Clash royale
by Projectile™ March 21, 2017
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Projectile lols

The sudden and violent expulsion of the contents of ones mouth upon laughing hysterically.
When I told Jimmy about that skank I nailed on the weekend, he had some projectile lols
by Quartermile October 15, 2010
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Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.
Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'
by ManMemes January 16, 2019
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Projectile Voriental

When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area
- Dude, i threw up chinese

- what?

- I threw up everywhere

- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah
by James the Jimmy August 27, 2009
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