procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk August 8, 2005

Procrasturbating

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex May 19, 2011

Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.

I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.

by Kyle Whitley August 5, 2007

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 14, 2009

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)

"man i love procasturbating"

by steen tee April 18, 2003

by oohxlala July 25, 2010

To put something off by taking time to masturbate.

"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

procrasturbate

by Family Julz January 13, 2009