Whiskey Priest

Any person, but usually directed at somebody with authority, who doesn't practice what they preach.

"Does your dad let you drink?"
"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."

by billmaynard December 22, 2009

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Judas Priest

The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Pritesh

The Sexiest Man Alive.

The man the he is a Pritesh

by Mr Rakesh Y Patel November 8, 2016

Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

priest

A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.

by Louis P. July 31, 2006

Priest Mahado

One of Pharoah Yami's Six priests and once owner of the millenium ring. he was in charge of securing tombs of yami's ancestors. Unfortunately, he met his death at the hands of Yami Bakura. Mahdo sealed his soul in a monster which is now yugi's Dark Magician

Mahado is the Dark Magician

by dark blade2 November 8, 2003