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In the UK, a private school is a school for which the pupils must pay to attend. They are usually home to snobby, stuck up kids with a supiriority complex, even though tuition in such establishments is not much better than in the free alternative.
Very prestigous private schools are known as public schools.
The Art's Educational Secondary School in london is a private school, and Eton is a public school.

A pupil at a private school is known as a private schoolboy/girl, and a at a public school is known as a public schoolboy/girl.

A free school in the UK is known as a state school.
by Blasds July 27, 2006
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Private School

Schools that usually provide better education for it's students than most public schools. Admission requires money or scholarships or both; some schools require entrance examinations. Their curriculum is not mandated by the state.

rich white people like it because it's it's full of other rich white people and no minorities to scare them.
by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005
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Private School

An institution that is usually meant to be mono-sex (or boys only/ girls only) and is rarely Coed. Most are established on the Main Line (Pennsylvania, New York up to New England) or on the west coast (California only). Private Schools or Prep Schools are establishments started in the 1910s and have a "college" setting. Sometimes students board there and sometimes the school is run like a public school. The attendants come from families with a bit (quite a bit) more money then other families, except in the case of the occasional well-spoken scholarship boy. Instead of being forced to believe in unified ideas and socialist ideas (brought up by friends of mine who go to public school) they are 'encouraged' or 'forced' to come up with their own ideas about how the world should work. In this way the school will produce leaders, CEO's, and Wall Street stock analysts that will make between $450,000-$2,500,000 per year or highly paid surgeons and consultants that make $250-$700 an hour.
The kids attend Ivy League schools and in this way the private or prep school can claim success that they can advertise to the wealthy folk, who probably attended private/prep schools themselves. The children who attend these institutions are not always stuck up (in fact at my school VERY few are).

Pros:

-Small classes (between 10-25 kids divided into 2 homerooms)
-"New" educational ideas that promote self-acting
-Prestige when applying for colleges and jobs
-AP courses that allow up to 2 years worth of college
courses to be accumulated in senior year
-Less violence

Cons:

-Not usually Coed
-Separation from the unwashed masses that the kids will have
to deal with when they have big powerful administrative
jobs
Dean: "So I'd like to start this application for our college
with an interview, so please tell me about yourself."

The Private School / Prep School Student's Response:

"Well I attended a Prep School from 6th-12th grade, scoring a 3.50+ GPA each year, and a 2360 on the SAT."

Dean: "Alright then, lets get these forms filled out..."
by Iron Panda August 27, 2007
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Private school

Noun
1: A place to spend all of the money you inherited from your grandparents dying.
2:Pure torture, too much homework, an insane amount of pressure

3:A brainwashing torture chamber
4:No weed ):
5:NO FUCKING REFUND BITCH
All meanings also work together
During summer: Wow, I can't wait to go to this amazing new school! It has to be good if I spent $20K!
First day of school: Uuuummm refund maybe?
A few weeks in: I guess ill just end it all now. Private school killed me and now ill...
by Unlisted_games27 December 13, 2022
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omega private school

Let’s see well let’s start off with Omega private academy is a trashy private school costing $11,000 a year to go to. Everything you learn is below standards and complete shit like learning about Alexander grahm bell for 3 months and not even reinforcing it. What the hell how are you supposed to get into a good school after going to this hell hole. The school hours are way shorter and no fridays which I guess is ok but it just reinforces the fact that YOU DONT LEARN A GOD DAMN THING.
by Succ4life March 6, 2018
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horizon private school

a school where the high school principal likes to shove his dick in male students and teachers get horny for minors. the place smells like straight up ballsacks. every kid there is either gay or lost their virginity at the age of 7.
that dude looks like he's sucked dick, prolly goes to horizon private school.
by uranega June 11, 2023
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The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.
New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh
by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020
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