Pronapsturbate

When you make the decision to jerk off instead of doing work, and end up taking a nap afterwards

Teach: Where dat assignment doe?
Rob: I don't know, I must have pronapsturbated instead of writing this paper.
Teach: I too get caught in pronapsturbation loops.

by Ello M8 March 9, 2016

Peenapples

Fruity cock

Peenapples are tropical willys

by 🅱🅴🅽🅸🆂(☭ ͜ʖ ☭) April 28, 2019

Peenapple

When you eat pineapple before you sex her up and the cum that comes from your penis tastes like pineapple.

She’s gonna get some of that peenapple tonight.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

precapilariantarian

The phenomenon in which birds completely lose their wings and are restricted to waddling around on two legs.

Man: "Hey I lost my precapilariantarian parakeet! Have you seen him?

Man 2: "What the fuck is a precapilariantarian."

Epstein didn't kill himself

by TheSlapDashDunce November 15, 2019

Prenanic

A pregnant mechanic who knows how to fix pregnant problems

Simone: I need to go see the prenanic, I do not know what is wrong with me.

Megan: they will help fix your belly with a hum on it

by Like nope November 6, 2019

Pienappel

The alternative spelling for pineappel and pienapple. A half-potato-like consumable. Also an appel (the alternative spelling for apple) that is usually larger in physical size and different in hue.

Thee shalt consume this pienappel with contentment.

by Sovv March 22, 2020

Prenale

The episode before the season finale. Typically spelled “prenale” or “pre-nale”.

“Yo dude, did you see the prenale? The suspense is killing me! I can’t wait for the finale!”

by sourhades May 18, 2020