Republican Premise

A statement for which there is no evidence but has been repeated so many times people assume it to be true.

"It's a well-known fact that both John and Robert Kennedy both had affairs with Marilyn Monroe."
"That's just a Republican premise. There's no verifiable evidence either man knew her apart from professionally as an entertainer."

by patricking September 22, 2016

Precis

A fictional place of work where Farmers rest their brittle bones after long nights of partying with the social elite. When there is "work" to be done in precis, usually a french guy with a lesser IQ and social status is brought in to help the farmer.

Where is Steeee? He is in Precis with Dum Dum and Gauthier!

by Julios "forkliff" Melandras November 26, 2004

loss of precision

after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........

DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!

dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.

after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!

by michael foolsley September 5, 2011

precited

being excited about something before it actually goes down

I was so precited to go to Florida with Lizzy, until I found out she actually hates the big roller coasters.

by Alleyoompaloompa August 1, 2010

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

Precite

Saying the lines of a movie .5 to 5 seconds before the actor on screen. Usually demonstrates a deep knowledge and multiple previous viewings of the movie.

I was sitting with my husband, watching Caddy Shack, while he precited each and every line until I threw my shoe at the TV.

by Ty Webb Betheball June 24, 2018