Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit

Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911

by GayCloud June 24, 2018

Daniel Poon

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.

That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.

Daniel Poon

by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Tasty poison

Immature people choose tasty poison over bitter medicine.

Some choose some tasty poison which seems good now good now, but is destructive over the long haul over current distaste for long term good.

by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2021

Hot Poon

The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Hey Rochelle. What are you doing with that blow dryer?

I’m hot pooning! Damn coronavirus!

by Hot Poon March 12, 2020

anti-poon squad

A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.

Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.

by bobbyvee November 7, 2009

acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.

Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)

by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

durban poison

Marijuana from Durban, South Africa.

I just smoked some Durban Poison that my friend smuggled from South Africa. Now that is some quality weed.

by ikilled50cent April 18, 2005