Poontachet

A females genitalia

Hey Rob did you smell Amy’s Poontachet today? I almost passed out when I walked past her!

by Motorboat69 October 5, 2021

Porncheating

When your bf or gf watches porn without you.

“I’m deciding what type of porn to watch tonight while you’re away”

“You’re porncheating on me?”

Or to Porncheat

by Happygf March 1, 2018

Ponyache

When you put your hair in a ponytail so tight that it gives you a headache.

I need to loosen my hair tie because I have a major ponyache.

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Prostacheeze

A prostitute who is addicted to methamphetamines

The motel is full of Prostacheeze's.

by Byrdie September 24, 2023

Portacle

portacle
noun | por-tuh-kul | fantasy-football slang (fictional)
1. An improbable, season-saving miracle that occurs only when a fantasy football team is objectively terrible, yet somehow pulls off a win that defies logic, statistics, and the known laws of probability.
2. A cosmic intervention in which underperforming players suddenly transform into legends for one magical week, often causing disbelief, confusion, or mild spiritual crises in opponents.

“My roster was straight trash all year, but then a portacle happened and my bench tight end dropped 40.”

by Markysparks November 24, 2025