Poppycock

Affectionate name for a Grandpa's penis.

Grandpa slapped me across the face with his Poppycock.

by Gay Billie Goat October 2, 2020

Poppycock

The effects of Heroin to the male reproductive organs.

Sorry Babe not tonight, poppycock got me. I can still borrow $20 though right?

by AmeDame July 9, 2021

Poopcock

A majestic bird creature, similar to the peacock
A pleasant look to the eyes, yet when its name goes said, society goes wild, SOCIETY.

"I love watching poopcocks!"
"EW, WHAT THE FUCK?"

by reinakats April 22, 2023

Poopycracker

\pü-pē.kra-ker\

Noun

A person or object that brings forth a sentimental feeling about a previously enjoyed bowel movement.

Boy: "Looks like a poopycracker to me."

Girl: " You see a person or object that brings forth a sentimental feeling about a previously enjoyed bowel movement?"

Boy: "Yes, that's a good description of exactly what I see!"

by Bradford McWilliamson August 18, 2020

PoopyDick

When you are sent against your will to perform a task or job that is impossible ex (suicide mission) and you get so pissed you have emotional poopy dick.

What's wrong with Spencer? Stay away from him he was sent to fix a Nazi ironer with the wrong parts 7 times in a row, it's given him PoopyDick "This shitty machine is got my dick all poopy!" -Spencer

by DJ Sock Starcher June 7, 2023

poppycock

1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.

2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.

*source needed

1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!

2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

Poopy cock

When a male has anal with another person & gets feces all over their mushroom tip.

If you use a condom then you can avoid a poopy cock.

by poopyvagina2478 November 2, 2013