Five Pinter

The amount of pints of beer you need to drink to make someone look atractive enough to want to fuck. Someone who you'd not normally consider good enough for sex. The number of pints can vary.

Nope, don't fancy her, tho she's not too bad - I'd say a five pinter!

by Steinman July 25, 2007

Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

by thelonious3 October 20, 2019

roddy piper

while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper

I gave that chick last night the old Roddy Piper

by Hedgehawg January 23, 2004

Piper

A beautiful funny respected girl who can make anyone laugh or anyone lust after usually the girl everyone wants to be or be with

Tommy" Dude Jim tell me who you like"
Jim" Fine I like Piper"
Tommy" Damn that foxy lady, who doesnt like Piper"

by lovergal123 March 21, 2009

Pinterista

1. A fabulous person who is devoted to the online pin board called Pinterest.  2.  A fabulous person who believes in the power of Pinterest.

Only Pinteristas know how to pin. I'm a Pinterista since I learned how to make a tutu on Pinterest.

by chilapalma December 2, 2011

Piper

A smart, Beautiful and pretty girl who any guy would be lucky to date.

I would gladly spend the rest of my life with a piper.

by Biggy Bolt May 19, 2018

10 pinter

A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".

A woman with great personality

Had the beer goggles on last weekend, eh Ian? Saw you going at it with a right 10 pinter!

by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004