A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.
<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>
by Mordan DS September 25, 2003
Get the Active Server Pages [ASP] mug.San Diego's baseball team. The Padres were notoriously bad intheir first decade of existnce, the 1970s, before winning their first NL pennant in 1984. After having an up-and-down 90s, the Padres appeared to be headed for a decade of failure by finishing last in the NL West from 2000-2003. However, the team turned things around in 2004, dumping the orange/blue color combination for a new, deep blue/tan combo. This switch was made to signify the organization's turnaround with their new ballpark, PETCO Park. The Padres did indeed play well in 2004, staying in playoff contention until September's final weeks.
The Padres were originally owned by Ray Kroc, the original owner of the McDonald's franchise, but won their first NL pennant after his death in January 1984.
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one of the 3 major gods. Equivalent to Shiva.
a lucky god and distributor of luck, destroyer of evil.
a lucky god and distributor of luck, destroyer of evil.
by jenna223 March 18, 2008
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Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.
by werdslaya January 11, 2010
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Guy 1: sweet dude i just got a job at i pacesetters!!!
Guy 2: i feel bad for you!
Guy 1: why, they said the job would be easy
Guy 2: because all's your going to do is talked to stuped people and pull your hair out all to get paid minimum wage, also keep in mind they don't pay you correctly half the time.
Guy 1: oh, well that sux.
Guy 2: i feel bad for you!
Guy 1: why, they said the job would be easy
Guy 2: because all's your going to do is talked to stuped people and pull your hair out all to get paid minimum wage, also keep in mind they don't pay you correctly half the time.
Guy 1: oh, well that sux.
by darkmagitrunks October 3, 2010
Get the I pacesetters mug.A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.
The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.
by Allaiyah June 24, 2004
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