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PTSD

Ptsd stands for professional talent at sucking dick it can be used in many different ways
Micheal says i have a PTSD after last night
by DammmKian August 8, 2019
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Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-

When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement
Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"
by d325gu November 26, 2011
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PTSD

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.

Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."

Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"

Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"

Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"

Girl: *sob*

Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
by GPKD July 7, 2010
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PTSDetour

When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.
"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
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PSBD

Post Spring Break Depression. Being utterly upset when returning back to school after a fulfilling spring break.
Man, I've got a case of PSBD. I don't want to go back to class.
by Stacey Lane March 19, 2013
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Roadhouse PTSD

The result of getting fucked in the ass by Andy the Armadillo for 12 hours
Me: Are you going to work today
Him: No I can’t, I’ve received Roadhouse PTSD
by Real G’s Only November 12, 2018
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Joy PTSD

Having a trauma over meeting somebody who name joy or got catfished by a boy that posing as a girl that manipulates your life most-fully in minecraft.
“Joy PTSD give me chills sometime.”

“Don’t bring that bitch here, she is just gonna give me Joy PTSD.”
by Omo_otoke October 16, 2020
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