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Omaha beach

1. A beach which was part of the American sector on D-Day. Suffered the heaviest casualties (20,000?) mainly due to the lack of Tanks and the position the GFermans were in with their MG-42's, Mortars and 88mms.

2. When something goes completely wrong, worse than what you expected.
1. God bless the many young men and women who sacrificed themselves on Omaha beach.

2. Dude, she slapped you and punched you in the groin when you decided to end it with her? That's like, totally Omaha beach!
by Vanilla Coke Kid July 23, 2004
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Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.
Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.
by aurora89 December 22, 2009
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Orphanage

he lived in an orphanage
by dark_god_joyboy July 30, 2023
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Omphaloskepsis

The contemplation of one's navel.
Katrina: "It worries me that Edgar spends so much time staring at his belly button these days."
Samuel: "Well, he did vow to practice Omphaloskepsis for three hours a day."
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Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.
A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic
by billkamp May 21, 2011
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Omaha Holdem

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
by River Dove February 19, 2004
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Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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