Nurfing

What a person is said to be doing when 'Surfing' the web, but not actually looking for anything or doing anything in particular.

Surfing, but doing Nothing interesting.

Nurfing / Nurfin' / Snurfing

Useful when girlfriend MSN's you and asks you what your doing, but you can't really say "looking at pOrn on the internet honey".

Keri: Hey, what are you up to McQuills?

McQuills: Nurfing.

or

Computer Store guy: So, what will you mainly use the laptop for?

Shopper: Um, Nurfin'.

by TwoThumbsFresh March 13, 2009

Narding

When a male procedes to stick his nose into another mans anal cavity

I love narding with my pals!

by seth03 June 15, 2011

nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.

Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

nursing home

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.

"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."

by newothegreat September 4, 2003

nurning bigger

when your racist but your friends aren

imma go home and nurn some biggers(the act of nurning biggers)

by . May 10, 2019

nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.

Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.

by AndyFM January 11, 2022

Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one is giving you a blowjob

I had a threesome last night they gave me a nursing blowjob

by anonymous November 16, 2022