numpty

numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.

Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders

see also: muppet

by apache January 6, 2004

numpty

A Lincolnshire inbred local yokel

Go to Lincolnshire theres loads of em!

by Richard February 6, 2003

Numpty

A term of endearment by Rab C Nesbitt before he nuts you!

Cum 'ere ya numpty before I put the heid on ye

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

numpty

Someone with the surname Murphy who tries all day to piss everyone off.

Phil, you are a numpty.

by Denumptificator July 18, 2003

numpty

A dopey northerner

Paul Robinson is a numpty

by Ashley Wilson October 7, 2003

numpty

a person who is silly /bit is a idiot

ginga ya numpty!!!!!!!

by leane December 28, 2005

NUMPTY

Someone who calls himself Chickey and has ginger hair

The Chickey is a right numpty

by Nishyboy September 18, 2003