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numpty

this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is
twats that cani spell are pure numptys man
by babycakes & angeldelight January 15, 2010
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Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"
Examples of people who are numpties:

Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)

"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)
by not really me November 2, 2003
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An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone
You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!
by E*** April 8, 2008
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Numptynut

A mad or hyper person who is also crazy.
I am a numptynut, so here I am. Me!
by Numptynut February 25, 2009
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Numpty

Someone who has had a momentary lapse in judgement and done something ignorant or stupid.
Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty
by xXTikaXx January 12, 2007
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A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.
Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.
by Katie =) May 9, 2006
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paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with
paul you numpty get up hear.
by lee10ant December 14, 2008
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