packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

by T-Killa! November 19, 2010

musker

Gipsy word for cops. Usually meant in derogetory form.

That fucking musker searched my house!

by Bubba S. July 24, 2008

Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ

He was caught polishing the Custard Musket

by peagoose June 10, 2007

Afghani Mud Musket

One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman

"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."

by Transvestache August 7, 2008

Muskegon

A small city on the West coast of Michigan. A.K.A "Skee town". Claimed to be the beer tent capital of the world.

I'll be drinking tonight, in Muskegon, the beer tent captital of the world!

by Brett Collins August 7, 2008

Musketeer

People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.

Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.

by captainquirk September 18, 2013

Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009