Show Muscles

When someone acquires muscles through going to the gym and only the gym. The physique is only used to show and to look good and does not serve a practical purpose such as manual labour (yes I know i used a u, I am British).

Person 1: Aren't they so hot with all those muscles

Person 2: yh but he's got show muscles, he hasn't done a proper manual labour job in his life

by Lou the boss November 28, 2022

High Muscles

the muscles you get in your face from smiling so much when you get high

high guy #1: "my face hurts man"
high guy #2 "you must not have developed your high muscles yet"
high guy#1: "i better start working out"

by jor gree October 10, 2009

mr muscles

Mr muscles is the strongest most ripped man alive he is also really nice and gets all of the girls

Girl:mr muscles is so sexy

Boy: I wish I was as ripped as mr muscles

by Nate1324 July 13, 2017

surprise muscles

The muscles of a man (or, perhaps, a woman) that are startling--be it because of his composure or other physical features that do not make you suspect muscular characteristics. Surprise muscles are most common in the shoulder and arm area, as those may be hidden by a shirt.

As he took off his shirt, she did a double take at his surprise muscles.

by merekat August 29, 2009

Beer muscles

When you get so drunk that you start to think you can fight anything in your path.

Chick 1: I think you've had too much to drink.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ?
Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles.

by Meanchick0876 February 20, 2011

gluteal muscles

The three muscles that make up your bum

She flexed her gluteal muscles

by Frredda January 11, 2009

xbox muscles

Someone who tries to talk trash on xbox, when in real life they are either a small kid or a fat-ass who can't back up what they say.

Random Player 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll find out where you live and beat your ass!"

Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."

by Smazztastic December 2, 2010